im a joke

Anonymous asked: you little sucker, you sucker, suck me

you think im a lil sucker, im a boss fucker, 

you cant get with this ‘less you make my mouth water

anons wanna get inside my head, georgia dome

but you alone, just slobberin on the keys, isolated like e.t. phone home

so im still shining, my pic on ur screen covered in saliva

but you wont get a real taste of this eyebrow plucker!!!!!

When someone steals the covers

whatshouldwecallme:

sharing a bed with celia

Old guy in my neighborhood. I’m wearing Celias shoes and getting a blister on the back of my right ankle but I refuse to take them off just to put them back on when I reach the forest. So I’m plainly limping down the street, sweating in my powder blue baby doll dress when I look up and lock eyes with the only other person on the street. Hes about 65, thin and gaunt and limping right back at me. The only difference is his cane, black and sleek it doesn’t look medical at all. If he weren’t limping so obviously I would have assumed it for aesthetics. He chuckles gentle at his fat squat dog, something like a poodle, no baby were going this way . He tugs the leash and the tube of curly white fur waddle away while the man puffs a long thin sweet smelling cigar

When my friend wants to do something before noon on the weekend

whatshouldwecallme: